You have a girlfriend?
Billy Kincaid, the Camden Garrotter. Best man I ever knew. Vast contributions to charity, never disclosed. Personally managed to save three hospitals from closure and ran the best and safest children’s homes in north England. Yes, every now and again there’d be some garrottings, but stacking up the lives saved against the garrottings, on balance I’d say -
For my wedding! For me. I need a best man. Maybe not a garrotter.
"I see everything. That is my curse.”